The Great Library · Helpful-ish Department
Instructions for wandering the Sassiverse, handling mysterious equipment, and knowing when to back away from the excavator.
Reading these guides is optional. Blaming Sassy for not reading them is also optional, but unlikely to hold up in court.
Featured Guide · Official-ish Field Edition
Eight things worth knowing before you wander. Includes Backpack advice, Rock-handling recommendations, suspicious red buttons, and a firm prohibition on excavator derbies.
Is Sassy an authorized safety official? Absolutely not. Does she have opinions anyway? Many.
Read the Traveler Safety Guide →From the Information Desk: More guides may arrive as we discover new ways to get delightfully lost. If you find a guide written in paw prints, please verify all instructions with a human.
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