You are the Traveler.
You choose where you go, what you explore, what you carry, and when you have had enough.
Official-ish Field Edition
The Sassiverse Traveler Safety Guide
Please place this in your Backpack.
The Sassiverse is still being explored. New trails, unusual equipment, questionable transportation methods, and previously undocumented uses of glitter may appear without notice.
Fortunately, this guide is very short.
Eight Things Worth Knowing
Before You Wander
You may leave any trail.
Maps, books, questions, Labs, and Adventures are invitations. Skip something. Turn around. Come back later. Change your mind. There is no prize for finishing everything.
You never have to push through.
If something feels overwhelming, unsafe, too painful, or simply not useful, you may pause, close the book, leave the Rock alone, choose another trail, or seek another kind of support. The Sassiverse does not diagnose you or decide what you should work through.
Your Backpack will change.
You may discover tools, language, and a few surprisingly magical objects as you travel. When something is acquired, instructions will appear. Please read them. Apparently this needed to be stated.
Rocks vary considerably in size.
You do not have to pick up every Rock you encounter. If a Rock appears to require heavy machinery, do not attempt the traditional six-Traveler “ON THREE!” method.
Warning labels exist for a reason.
Magical equipment may have its own safety note. Read it before adding water, blowing anything into the atmosphere, entering suspicious structures, or pressing mysterious red buttons.
NO EXCAVATOR DERBIES.
We do not care who started it. We do not care whose excavator is faster. And “Sassy said it was okay” is not an approved exemption.
This regulation exists for a reason.
Sassy is not an authorized safety official.
Her confidence should not be interpreted as certification.
One More Useful Trail Marker
Your trail belongs to you.
For more about what the Sassiverse is, what it is not, professional support, and why your agency matters here, read A Note from Jen. If you are already working with a therapist or another qualified professional, nothing in the Sassiverse is intended to replace that relationship or their guidance.
FIELD GUIDE STATUS: Probably current · GLITTER STATUS: Non-stick · EXCAVATOR DERBIES: Still prohibited
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